why i just launched cheddar (ched) – the cheese of crypto pump.fun link inside

alright friends, gather round, because i’m about to tell you the origin story of cheddar (ched), the coin i just launched on pump.fun. if you’re here for the link, it’s right here

https://pump.fun/coin/efhcja5a2og6ubelq4nnsbcsehvngeecwtftdour6xwp

but if you’ve got a couple minutes (or ten), let me give you the full cut of the cheese.

why cheddar?

crypto has had dogs (doge, shib), frogs (pepe), and even rocks (don’t ask). but nobody has built around the most universal form of wealth we all understand: cheese.

think about it.

cheese = wealth (“stacking cheddar”).

cheese = food for the people (everyone eats it in some form).

cheese = timeless (been around since before bitcoin).

cheese = memeable to infinity (puns, gifs, lactose jokes, you name it).

ched isn’t just another meme coin; it’s a symbol. a wedge of abundance in a world of crumbs.

the bonding curve – let’s melt it

pump.fun runs on bonding curves. that means early buyers get the sharpest wedge of the cheese wheel before things flatten out. if the curve completes, liquidity drops on raydium, and the real market fun begins.

to be transparent:

the full curve requires 83,950 worth of trading volume.

creator rewards are 1% of total curve volume = 839.5 sol equivalent.

that’s not just crumbs; that’s a whole platter.

but here’s the magic: the bonding curve is social fuel. if people push this wedge up, the narrative takes care of itself.

the meme power of cheese

every successful meme coin has one thing in common: endless joke potential.

dogs bark. frogs ribbit. but cheese? cheese melts, stretches, stinks, ages, crumbles, and gets shredded. that’s an entire arsenal of memes waiting to be dropped.

some campaign slogans already cooking:

“melt faces, not portfolios.”

“lactose intolerance is bullish.”

“in gouda we trust.”

“ched to the moon, brie-yond the stars.”

imagine telegram stickers, tiktok edits, reddit threads full of cheese gifs. it writes itself.

but wait, there’s more (utility potential)

i know what you’re thinking: “okay, funny coin, but will it just die after week one?” fair question. here’s the thing—ched has the option to evolve.

cheddao: cheese holders decide what flavors (projects) we fund.

yield farms = cheeseboards: stake ched, earn more slices.

nft tie-ins: collectible cheese wheels, rare molds, aged cheddar vaults.

merch: imagine actual cheddar wedges wrapped with qr codes to your wallet.

it starts as a meme, but it doesn’t have to end there. doge turned into payments, shib into an ecosystem. why not cheese into community food banks, merch collabs, or defi?

how we get there – the plan

i’ll be straight: pump.fun doesn’t promote coins. it’s just the launchpad. if nobody hears about ched, it’ll sit there like stale swiss.

that’s why i’m putting some thought into a promotion loop:

1. reddit posts (like this one) in meme coin & moonshot communities.

2. twitter/x spam: cheesy puns, gif wars, “ched is money now.”

3. telegram group: because no coin lives without the cult chat.

4. tiktok: viral “stacking cheddar” edits with money counters + cheese grates.

5. early volume seeding: nothing crazy, but some buys to make the chart alive.

the bigger picture

here’s why i think meme coins are more than just gambling chips: they’re community coordination tools. you can laugh at the silliness, but memes bring strangers together around a symbol. they lower the barrier to entry for crypto. they create stories people want to share.

ched is about leaning into that. crypto has gotten too serious with charts and leverage and liquidation engines. sometimes people just want to rally around something fun, harmless, and maybe even profitable if it takes off.

cheddar represents that fun. that’s why i built it.

risks? of course.

let’s be real: 99% of pump.fun coins die on the vine. if you ape in, you’re playing a slot machine with cheese symbols on it. no promises, no guarantees.

but here’s the kicker: you miss 100% of the cheeses you don’t grate.

final thoughts

so here it is. the cheese of crypto. a wedge for the people. a symbol for wealth, fun, and the occasional lactose-induced moon mission.

if you want to grab a slice, here’s the link again:

https://pump.fun/coin/efhcja5a2og6ubelq4nnsbcsehvngeecwtftdour6xwp

let’s see if cheese can finally do what dogs and frogs have done: become the next meme empire.

stay sharp, stay cheesy, and remember: in gouda we trust.