Bulls Ride Waves. Chads Make Them

There’s no presale. No chart. No token. And somehow, Thirsty Chad is already living rent-free in your head. Every time you scroll, there we are… in the replies, in the memes, in the middle of every thread that didn’t ask for us but needed us. We’re not here to build “utility.” We’re here to build a movement powered by raw, feral community energy and an unholy amount of thirst.

This isn’t a project where you wait for the dev to tweet “soon.” Chad doesn’t do soon. Chad does now. We raid timelines like it’s a contact sport. We hijack hashtags and turn them into meme funnels. We drop images so filthy they get shadowbanned before breakfast. And all of it – all of it! – is happening before a single token exists.

No insiders. No VCs. No leash. Just a growing legion of degenerates who know one thing: the drip economy is inevitable. We’re the KO punch to bear markets and the yacht party that starts before the boat leaves the dock. The lore is building. The hype is compounding. And when launch day comes, you’ll either be on the wave or under it.

If your portfolio is dry, your dopamine is low, and your timeline is too quiet — step in. Get wet. Stay wet. And don’t ever fade a Chad.

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