“He said it was just a meme coin. Now he only speaks in Chad quotes and raids Twitter like it’s a second job.” — Ex-girlfriend, probably.
Authorities are baffled after a 29-year-old man from Florida reportedly quit his job at Subway, sold his furniture for SOL, and joined a mysterious Tg group known only as Thirsty Chad.
Witnesses say he’s been seen screaming “AIRDROP OR DIE” while aggressively tagging influencers and creating memes at 3am.
When asked for comment, he replied with only:
“Chads don’t fade. We hydrate. 💦”
Medical professionals have identified this condition as Chad Overexposure Syndrome — a rare side effect of being too early on a meme coin with zero utility and maximum vibes.
Experts say the group is currently:
• Hosting raids hotter than your ex’s DMs • Planning a meme contest that may or may not involve shirtless selfies • Possibly summoning a presale from the depths of Solana DeFi If you see someone exhibiting signs of ThirstyChad:
• Uncontrollable flexing • Excessive use of the 💦 emoji • Rage posting at devs who rugged them in 2022 …send help. Or don’t.
👉 Tg: ThirstyChad
Because deep down, we’re all a little thirsty.
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