This isn’t a memecoin. This is a lifestyle disorder.

We’re not trying to go viral. We’re trying to get banned from the timeline for inappropriate behavior in the quote tweets.

Thirsty Chad is bricked up on Solana, built on poor impulse control and simulated affection from strangers.

Tokenomics? We don’t ask. Utility? That’s between you and your phone battery. Charts? Only if she posted one in lingerie.

This isn’t a bull run. This is a lust spiral with liquidity. And the community? Cult-like. We don’t HODL. We hover over the send button, shirtless, dripping, and definitely shadowbanned.

Still early. Still unlaunched. Still bricked. Join if you’re down bad enough to be one of us.

https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad?