🚨 BREAKING: THIRSTY CHAD SPOTTED IN THE BLOCKCHAIN WILD 🚨

He’s shirtless. He’s sweating. His MetaMask has 2 dollars and 3 tabs open to influencer feet pics.

Thirsty Chad didn’t come here to hodl. He came here to DM every woman in Web3 and ask if they “do collabs.”

His portfolio? Redder than his DMs. His strategy? Buy high, simp harder. His dream? Airdropped nudes.

💦 Blockchains were never meant to be this moist. 💦 Telegram’s thirst traps are reporting record engagement. 💦 This isn’t a bull run. It’s a booty run.

Thirsty Chad telegram is live. And the clout is slippery.

ThirstyChad ain’t a coin. It’s a craving.

Tg : ThirstyChad

Link: https://linktr.ee/Thirsty_Chad