$GOON – Not the next big thing. Just the first thing done right again.

We’re not here to sell you the future. We’re here to remind you of the past. Before the market got bloated with charts, dashboards, influencers and AI-powered whitepapers, there were just memes. Not strategies. Not utilities. Just jokes that hit at the right time and pulled people into something strange and new. That’s what made the earliest memecoins matter. Not because they fixed anything. But because they felt like the internet being the internet — raw, dumb, creative and real. Somewhere along the way, memecoins turned into failed startups. Branding exercises with dog avatars and marketing plans longer than the lifespan of the joke itself. $GOON isn’t here to promise a revolution. It’s here to celebrate why this entire space was fun in the first place. There’s no fake roadmap. No made-up use case. No mission statement pretending we’re going to save the world. There’s just a culture that already exists, a rhythm that loops, and a community that knows how to laugh at itself. That’s all this ever needed to be. If you’re waiting for permission to enjoy it again, this is it.