GM, degens

Tired of squinting at ten dashboards, chasing “alpha” calls, copy-trading pros, and still ending up wrecked?

Same. So I built Chainwheel — a wheel that lets RNGesus pick a Solana memecoin for you.

What it does

1. Connect your wallet
2. Set a max spend (I cap mine at 0.05 SOL; brave souls start at 10 SOL)
3. Press Spin

Then it:

• Pulls today’s trending memecoins
• Shuffles them with an on-chain VRF seed
• Market-buys whichever logo the pointer lands on

Why bother?

If fate and FOMO already drain my bags, at least I can skip the over-analysis and enjoy the dopamine.

Vision

Make it the #1 crypto-asset trading tool — the way memecoins were meant to be traded.

Stress-test it, please

Running on bargain-basement APIs; feel free to hammer the site or poke holes in the code.

Risks / disclaimers

NFA, DYOR. High chance you’ll spin into a bag of illiquid pixels.

If this sounds stupid enough to try, give it a whirl and drop feedback.
And share with a fellow degen if it makes you grin.