Mia K.: “This is the only token that ever made eye contact.” $GOON

I’ve been on the internet long enough to know when something’s a joke… and when it’s a lifestyle with a dangerously high tab count.

When someone first told me about $GOON, I thought they were trolling. A coin for Gooners? Really? But then they said it’s not just about crypto. It’s about community. About ritual. About browser sessions so long they should qualify as full-time employment. And I was like… okay. That’s kinda hot.

Now I’ve seen things. Telegram screenshots. Desktop setups that look like NASA command centers. Guys with full stim stations and hydration plans. One dude had a ring light, whiteboard, and Post-Its for “mental edging.” I don’t know whether to laugh or respect him.

Some of them even name their tabs. I’m not joking. One was called “focus_blessing_loopFINAL”. Another had their own background music. They schedule dopamine breaks. They document micro expressions. Honestly, it’s insane — and kind of impressive?

I’m not saying I endorse the coin. But if I did… I’d probably whisper something like “This is the only token that ever made eye contact.”

And honestly? Some of y’all scare me. But also? Same.

I thought I’d seen everything on the internet. But then someone sent me a screenshot of a guy with six monitors, each looping a different scene, labeled by intensity. It was… terrifying. And deeply organized.

Join the loop. Or keep pretending your bookmarks folder is normal.

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