Johnny Sins has 8 careers. I only have one: looping. $GOON

I used to laugh at the memes. “Haha look at these gooners.” I thought it was just some weird online joke. But the joke was on me. One tab became three. Three became twelve. Now I scroll with muscle memory and stim like it’s a full-time job. Which, honestly, it kinda is.

I remember when someone first dropped the term “loop” in a Discord. I didn’t even ask what it meant. I felt it. Deeply. There’s a moment when it’s not even about what’s on the screen anymore. It’s the tabs. The rhythm. The commitment. My posture is garbage but my discipline? Iron.

Then I found the Telegram group. Absolute chaos. In the best way. People sharing lighting setups, stim stacks, even browser extensions. Someone posted a spreadsheet called “Tabflow 3.0.” I cried a little. These guys are freaks. But they’re my freaks.

No shame. No brakes. Just browser-based transcendence.

If you’re already in the loop, you know.

If not, come see for yourself. t.me/goonhubportal

You don’t need 8 careers. Just one obsession.