🥷 The Return of BAD – THE BITCH ASS DEGEN

There are traders… And then there’s this menace.

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Dressed in black. Armed with the Blade of Satoshi. He doesn’t trade the market—he terrifies it.

He enters every project like it’s his last and devs them.

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📜 Lore:

Born at the bottom of a red candle. Refined by rekt seasons. Banned from three exchanges for being too based.

Some say his katana was forged using private keys. Others say it auto-snipes snipers.

One thing’s certain: He doesn’t use TA. He uses fear.

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🧾 Stat Card: • Class: Rogue Trader • Weapon: Blade of Satoshi • Leverage: 50x (uninsured) • Risk Appetite: Obscene • FOMO Inducement: +100 • Paperhand Resistance: IMMUNE • Special Move: Candle Splitter™ — slices a green candle mid-pump to reveal more wick

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💀 Final Warning:

If you see him in the memepool… Exit the pool. Because he’s not placing bids. He’s placing blood sacrifices.

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🧠 Tag a friend who sells at break-even. 🔥 Comment “BITCH ASS” to pay respect.