I bought $GOOF and now I’m being hunted by a goose.

I bought $GOOF and now I’m being hunted by a goose.

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I thought $GOOF was a funny little Solana token.

Now I’m: • Sleeping with one eye open • Hearing honks through my Phantom wallet • And being followed by a deranged bird with blood in its eyes and a Solana logo in its beak

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WTF is $GOOF?

A token? Kinda. A bird? Technically. A protocol? Of violence.

Launched on Solana at mach-10 honk velocity, $GOOF is what happens when you feed LSD to a goose and give it access to Raydium.

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Solana Coin Checklist:

✅ Degenerate energy ✅ Launched at 2AM on 0 sleep ✅ No utility ✅ No presale ✅ No roadmap ✅ Still somehow up 3,000%

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Why $GOOF?

Because Solana needed a token that violates personal space. Because this bird doesn’t care about your PnL — he wants your toes. Because if you’re not buying $GOOF, you’re probably being watched by one.

You’ve got two options: Buy $GOOF, or pray the goose never finds you.