The FLUD Is Coming. Grab Your Floaties.

Alright, listen up.

You ever seen a crypto storm so wild it makes your portfolio do backflips? No? WELL YOU’RE ABOUT TO.

THE FLUD IS COMING. Not a drizzle. Not a sprinkle. We’re talking full biblical meme coin tsunami with community driven chaos, and liquidity waves so high you’ll need emotional floaties.

You think you’re early? You’re not. You’re prehistoric. We’re so early, the whitepaper’s still being written in crayon by a wizard platypus in a bathrobe. You want a use case? Here it is, fun, frenzy, and fludded-up gains.

We’re not saying buy… but we are saying when this thing hits, you’ll either be riding a dolphin made of money or left watching from your SafeMoon bunker wondering where you went wrong.

Join us. Embrace the chaos or try and hide from the FLUD in your doomsday bunker.

P.S. one of the team members is a wizard. Like, an actual wizard. He summoned the contract with a potion and a meme spell.

TG- @thefludiscoming

Much love Shoddydig