$BROKE COIN…. GET THIS TO AVOID THE RECESSION

🚨 Another useless meme coin is launching May 15 — and it might actually save your broke ass 🫠

Enter $BROKE — Recession Coin — the only Solana meme coin that doesn’t promise moonshots. It promises emotional support and premium-grade cope.

📅 Launching May 15
🪙 Ticker: $BROKE
📍 Network: Solana
👊 Utility: None.
🔥 Tokenomics: Exists.
🧠 Vision: Hold hands. Cry. Laugh. Recess together.

You wanna ape into another zero-utility coin?
Go ahead.
But when you’re broke again, just know we never left. We were already here.
We are the recession. We are $BROKE.