Read carefully why it would most likely be a bad idea for you to buy $GEOFF.

1/ If you want to be part of a movement, don’t buy $GEOFF.
It’s not a movement. There are maybe 10 people casually tweeting, more like a hiking group going for a walk.

2/ If you need consistency, $GEOFF is not for you.
The dev is completely inconsistent. But maybe that’s what being human looks like. Consistency isn’t on the roadmap… Mostly because there’s none.

3/ If you have fewer than 50,000 followers on X, please don’t buy $GEOFF.
$GEOFF is trying to attract influential people. You know, like the ones who’ve never actually held a coin they shill and that keep GM and GN 7 times a week.

4/ If your IQ is over 100, stay away.
$GEOFF is proudly degen. Your clever ideas might ruin the magic. Go Sugma $GEOFF.

5/ If you’re looking for a serious token with real utility, run.
$GEOFF has no utility. Except maybe for laughter. Or confusion. Sometimes both. Dev is trying to ignitiate utility things, but it looks like a trap… a better way to confuse us even more.

6/ If you need a whitepaper, they’ll send you one.
It’s a blank PDF. Because Geoff believes in radical transparency. If you are expecting something else, Go Sugma $GEOFF.

7/ If you care about price charts, technicals, or resistance levels, $GEOFF is allergic to lines.
TA doesn’t apply to $GEOFF. $GEOFF only respects big all-ins and good j*eting.

8/ If you want to get rich fast, go gamble somewhere else.
$GEOFF is not here to make you rich. It’s just to see what happens when a meme wakes up… or not.

9/ If you’re into personality cults, stay the f* out.
Geoff doesn’t want followers. He wants people to blame him when things go right. He is always the perfect scapegoat.

10/ If you like memes that go viral… $GEOFF is not for you.
Most of the memes make no sense, flop, or offend at least three people.
But every now and then, one hits and the magic happens: someone’s day gets ruined.

11/ If you’re tracking your portfolio daily, $GEOFF will hurt you.
Not even officially listed on CMC, so your $GEOFF balance won’t have a USD equivalent. $GEOFF assets are worth 0 and yet holders still smile.

12/ If you’re into partnerships and real-world adoption, $GEOFF is already partnered… with retardation.
There’s no roadmap, no pitch deck, and no vc fund.
But Geoff sometimes posts regarded degen content.

13/ If you like tokens that respect your time, $GEOFF will waste it.
You’ll spend hours reading tweets, listening to spaces, decoding Geoff’s mood, and wondering, “Wait, am I the product?”

The CA you should not buy is: 0xae3013789c836345dfd63a9df713e3c23fb3a664 (just to make sure you are not confusing with another token)

Thank you for reading, and thank me later for the warning.