$COUCHFART – the story continues even after a month

We launched it a month ago. But let’s be honest… you felt it before you saw it. That wasn’t your dog. That was destiny… cutting one.

It didn’t trend. It trailed.

Now it’s leaking through the memechain like Taco Bell on a tight schedule. Silent but capitalized.

$COUCHFART Not born from innovation. Not even born, really. Just… expelled.

This ain’t a launch. It’s an accident that found a chart.

No founders. Just survivors. And maybe one dude who claims it was “part of the plan.”

Forget staking. Forget use cases. This is a fart with followers.

$COUCHFART is Web3’s whoopee cushion. Brewed in gamer chairs. Aged in couch cushions. Infused with Hot Pocket gas and regret.

Charts? Wavy like a gas leak. Roadmap? Written on a napkin mid-sneeze.

The only token with real airdrop potential.

So why buy? Because you’ve YOLO’d into worse. Because the dev might be your cousin. Because memes are forever, and farts are universal.

Join us. Or deny it and walk away like you didn’t just launch it yourself.

$COUCHFART — not financial advice, just flatulence.

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