The community of $couchfart is growing every day.

$COUCHFART didn’t explode. It… settled.

We didn’t moon overnight. We marinated.

In couch juice and conviction.

The market ignored us. We ignored reality.

Now we’re 420 strong and depressed members and holding a floor of 23k MC. No calls. No paid shills. Just deep, squishy faith.

It started with small things: A throw pillow whispering “buy the dip.” The ottoman refusing to budge until we hit new ATHs. A footrest giving financial advice in Morse code.

One guy turned his garage couch into a shrine. Another claimed his futon barked at rugs that didn’t floor.

Nobody’s sleeping right with meme coins. Everyone’s portfolio smells faintly of regret and Febreze.

But we believe.

Not in charts. Not in fundamentals. In furniture-based prophecy.

$COUCHFART is more than a coin. It’s a padded revolution. A collective hallucination with a contract address.

Come sit with us.

We don’t promise gains. We promise… posture problems and emotional support cushions.

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